it just occurred to me how many MILLIONS of kittens must have died because of me... :(
...and how many millions more to come...
i love kittens, but i love masterbation more.
heh.
TANK
...and how many millions more to come...
i love kittens, but i love masterbation more.
heh.
TANK
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 4:53 PMHey Nell, we humans are sexual creatures. I agree with Darcy. Masturbation...is .. just one manisfestation of our expressing our joy for life. -
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 4:56 PMAck! -
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 5:12 PMawwww nell,
don't be mad... i'm not so bad, i'm just drawn that way!
please don't tell me this tribe is ACTUALLY anti-masturbation or i may have to riot!!!! who'll speak for the horny and deprived?????? ;)
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 7:50 PMOh take a flea bath and cool off! -
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 7:55 PMSounds like someone's worms are making lil pussy all short-tempered...*scratches Nell's chin* cootchie cootchie coo... -
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 8:02 PM*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
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Thu, September 25, 2003 - 7:58 PMOh take a flea bath and cool off! -
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Fri, September 26, 2003 - 5:12 AMMs. Kitty's macro got stuck. It's hard to type with claws. -
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Sat, October 4, 2003 - 5:54 AMAight, that does it! Ms. Kitty, we gotta make the contacts - I'm sure there are cats around there within striking distance. Let's get them to replace the lube with that superglue stuff. Worked pretty well when I did it to my person...
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Re: oh dear god, NO!!
Thu, September 25, 2003 - 11:08 PMrepressed tension manifested as sexual frustration leads to the manipulations of ones stimulatory organs. if one can direct that tension in another direction, i.e. creative propagation of appreciable mediums, then one would not be so prone to such sexually de(prived/praved) outbursts. just kidding, i jerk off 3 to 5 times a day. -
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Fri, September 26, 2003 - 8:42 AMWow! That's more than Michelangelo! I'm impressed! [Whoaaa... wait a minute. Masturbation = Dead Kitties... *!!!!* ... MUST .... ATTACK ..... FLUX!]
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Sat, September 27, 2003 - 12:44 AMAnd in doing so, you may have made me a richer woman.
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Sat, September 27, 2003 - 1:50 AMAhhhhhhh.... you don't say? -
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Mon, October 6, 2003 - 11:05 AMDoes it count as masturbation if you pass out while stroking? On one hand (pardon the pun), you're holding yourself in all its flaccidity, but you still haven't attained the sweetest form of solitary bliss..... -
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Re: oh dear god, NO!!
Mon, October 6, 2003 - 2:01 PMin your current condition, skwirl, i'm amazed that you can even crawl. the last thing i'd be worried about if i were you was that! i'd be MORE worried about avoiding that next car tire coming right ya! *KA-POW!* (Oooooh, too late!)
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Tue, October 28, 2003 - 4:31 AMyes, I agree with Darcy. i like puppies and kitties, but when I need to eerr... ummm... can we say "shake hands with the unemployed" so-to-speak, it's just gotta happen.
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Mon, October 27, 2003 - 12:55 AMyou gotta pet this pussy instead!
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Sat, January 17, 2004 - 8:10 PMWow..I had no idea. And I WAS a high and mighty animal lover. I can't even fathom the amount of dead kittens I've caused. I don't know what makes me feel worse....knowing I've killed enough kittens to sink a battleship...or....that I'll still have the same zest and zeal going at it killing off the NEXT one. Maybe you kittens might be safe if you get adopted by a dog. -
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Thu, January 29, 2004 - 10:21 AMHmmmm....
It seems like there are more self-pleasure fans than kitten fans in here.
Don't get me wrong I love kittens, but just think if we all stop masterbating. The kittie population would explode. Who wants to see little kittens starve to death in the street when there are just too many to feed anymore? Not I.
I knew there must be some higher purpose to 'wrestling the cyclops'. Now I've found it.
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Thu, January 29, 2004 - 10:29 AMYeah population control....that's why I do it.
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Thu, January 29, 2004 - 6:44 PMWhat if a kitten masterbated? -
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Thu, January 29, 2004 - 9:41 PMThat is a fabulous question! What indeed? Would God start killing little girls? -
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Thu, January 29, 2004 - 10:41 PM0r maybe it could be considered a form of suicide? -
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Sat, January 31, 2004 - 1:15 PMI am a kitty and I masterbate... i have noticed no child killing side effects as of yet. Please alert me if you hear anything. -
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 10:35 AMI sincerely hope not. Though to be honest I have not had the need to put myself in a position where kittens might be killed to facilitate my own pleasure. -
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 10:39 AMQuestion!!
If two peaople are together, masterbating for each-others pleasure, is that a form of sex, or did we just kill two kittens last night? -
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 10:54 AMHmm.... well technically masterbation is:
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
so I would say yes, you were killing kittens last night. -
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 12:14 PMgee, that's sad....but in reality I would do it again. -
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 12:17 PMwell you know what they say tommy boy->
you have to crack some eggs to make an omelette
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 1:53 PMGood call. And that was one of the best omelettes I've ever had too.
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Tue, February 10, 2004 - 10:22 AMMy kitty sucks his own nipples...does that count? -
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Tue, February 10, 2004 - 10:32 AMIf I could do that I would never leave home
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Wed, February 4, 2004 - 6:35 PMy'know... I can't decide which I love more....masterbation or Kitties. hmmm......kitties... ...masterbation... .kitties. ..master. .kitt.. ..hmmm... .hmmmmm
If I love kitties will masterbation die?
Can't I have both? not at the same time of course......
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Mon, February 9, 2004 - 1:40 PMZihmian, you can have both!
I do, guilt free... although it has been a bit expensive keeping my kitten is on life -support...
... what?
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Thu, April 8, 2004 - 10:32 PMMeow,
Hissssss.
Hisssssssss
Nip..Claw..
bite.. Chomp!
Hissssss
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Tue, April 13, 2004 - 5:41 PMMy God..
I've destroyed SO many kittens in my short life.. perhaps all the masterbating going on throughout the world, whether, human, animal or with friends is serving to protect us from complete overpopulation of the world? (Moreso than now) Perhaps each species is assigned another that they wipe out with masterbation.. (quite a few must have our number)..
Damnit, I will be a trooper and continue to do my duty to save our planet from a world ending feline overpopulation!
Wank on my friends... wank on.
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