hey dudes

topic posted Sun, November 9, 2003 - 4:55 PM by  taco "we don...
my name is taco max! i am almost 11 weeks old and have been living with my new family for a week now! please check out my new pictures. i had an eye infection so excuse my boogers. but hey dude, you can't be the bo$$ of you don't pay da cost, yeah?

see me kick the troll's ass!
  • Re: hey dudes

    Sun, November 9, 2003 - 6:12 PM
    WELCOME TM! it's great to finally meet you after hearing so much about you! was wondering though, at what age a kitten becomes a cat and is no longer vulnerable to death caused by human masterbation. i'm not gonna let that happen to you little buddy!
    • Re: hey dudes

      Thu, November 13, 2003 - 10:14 PM
      Taco, you are a seriously cute little guy. And I see you're sleeping with Snow...rock on!

      But I gotta ask, how is it that you look so tiny in some pics (like the one with the troll) and so big in others (like the one with the porn). Are you a shapeshifter? I'd suggest you shift to your bigger version if the domokuns come by, cos then you'd kick some ass! If you can't tho, just let me know, and I'll swat 'em away with my trusty bottle of vodka.
      • Re: hey dudes

        Thu, November 27, 2003 - 1:50 AM
        Domo-kuns love the liqueur du potato, dat's a fact.

        The other day, there was one in front of a Lawson, well into his cups. Someone had waylaid him with a bottle of "Come Back Salmon" and the little fucker was lit up. Gnashing his teeth at passers-by.

        Just sad.

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