I have a problem...

topic posted Mon, July 5, 2004 - 9:46 PM by  Unsubscribed
I like kittens, AND I like masturbating.
What's a girl to do?
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    Mon, July 5, 2004 - 10:06 PM
    good question...

    i don't know...

    decide which you like more?
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      Re: I have a problem...

      Mon, July 5, 2004 - 10:15 PM
      Golly, pussy is my life. I'll have to finger through my options, thanks for the advice!
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        Mon, July 5, 2004 - 11:09 PM
        I've found that if you employe outside help, then it's not really masterbating in the conventional sense... sort of like a loop hole per say.... Try it but putting a kitten near by and then have your employee go at it... you'd be surprised to see the outcome. I haven't lost and wee pussy that way yet.
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    Re: I have a problem...

    Wed, July 7, 2004 - 5:20 AM
    not that it's wrong or anything, but you should never have to kill a kitten.
    for the sake of the kittens, anytime you feel that urge, again, for the sake of the kittens, i will do whatever you need.
    oh, for the sweet love of the sacred pussy. (or vice-versa).
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      Wed, July 7, 2004 - 5:25 AM
      I love it when you talk dirty to me; however, I'll try to think of the kittens.
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        Wed, July 7, 2004 - 5:32 AM
        i'll talk dirty, you think of the kittens, everyone comes... out happy!
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          Thu, July 8, 2004 - 11:56 AM
          question::: what happens if a kitten licks itself?
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            Re: I have a problem...

            Thu, July 8, 2004 - 5:02 PM
            You may have cracked the code. Or that finally explains the phenomena of spontaneous combustion in humans, everytime a kitten masturbates!
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              Thu, July 8, 2004 - 6:21 PM
              I would NEVER lick myself, only roll over all cutelike. I'm actually so fat I can't reach my hindquarters! My brother has to do it for me! Who/what dies then?
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                Thu, July 8, 2004 - 7:30 PM
                I just realized how funny and/or sick the above post will be in a week or so when I change my main photo from cute little Basha to one of me or something... hmmmm, that'll look odd... thank god my real brother doesn't do tribe or I'd have some explaining to do!
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                  Wed, August 4, 2004 - 12:41 AM
                  there is this girl at the walmart that always wears happy bunny shirts. she is skinny and kind of ugly and i really have the hots for her. should i ask her out or kill the kitten thinking about it? what would happy bunny say?
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                    Re: I have a problem...

                    Wed, August 4, 2004 - 7:01 AM
                    I posted a new picture of what god does to the kittens, it should be the very last picture. maybe you should look at this photo.. ( its graphic) and then decide if you can live with yourself if you force another innocent kitten to die for your selfish pleasures... DEAR GOD MAN... THINK OF THE INNOCENT LIVES YOU COULD SAVE IF YOU JUST ASK HER OUT...

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