It's been so quiet lately

topic posted Fri, February 13, 2004 - 4:48 PM by  ivydionne
Have we finally killed them all off??? (I, personally, may have been responsible for two or three of those this week.)

Sorry.
posted by:
ivydionne
Los Angeles
  • Re: It's been so quiet lately

    Fri, February 13, 2004 - 5:22 PM
    Now, now, Ivy, we can't be having any of that. Next time you feel the urge, give me a call and I'll help you keep it ........legal?
    • Re: It's been so quiet lately

      Thu, February 19, 2004 - 12:43 AM
      Ivy, you really are quite humble.... from what utility field personnel and trash collectors have surmised is that you are responsible for the dispatch of more kittens than a Shanghai, China Kentucky-fried "chicken" franchise. I think your masturbatory output is out in its own field.
      • Re: It's been so quiet lately

        Fri, February 20, 2004 - 2:20 PM
        maybe we should start a secret breeding facility to compensate
        • Re: It's been so quiet lately

          Fri, February 20, 2004 - 2:35 PM
          Indeed.... give back to the communities where we do too much "clear-cutting" or "weed-whacking" or all forms of "whacking" in general..... there may be merit in your proposal, Sibyl. We must henceforth take it up with the council of sisters, patriarchs, and other illiterate elders as such.

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