Bonsai Kittens?

topic posted Sat, September 27, 2003 - 9:51 AM by  Unsubscribed
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate.......
But it's really weird and shocking!
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    Re: Bonsai Kittens?

    Sat, September 27, 2003 - 9:52 AM
    Oh...I forgot

    www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

    Thanks!
    • Re: Bonsai Kittens?

      Sat, September 27, 2003 - 1:09 PM
      What are you on, dude? What's with the Blade Runner reference? Do I look like Pryss?
      • Re: Bonsai Kittens?

        Sun, September 28, 2003 - 8:18 AM
        No, but you look like a basic pleasure (seeking) model, like any other kitty. But, garsh, =you= should talk, since your name's a Gunsmoke reference. I'll be "Festus."
    • Re: Bonsai Kittens?

      Thu, November 20, 2003 - 12:35 PM
      I bought one of these and I have to say "chick dig it!"

      Paynie
      • Re: Bonsai Kittens?

        Thu, February 26, 2004 - 9:27 PM
        www.inhumane.org/Alerts/Bo...itten.html

        just in case you all were wondering.
        • Re: Bonsai Kittens?

          Mon, March 1, 2004 - 6:45 PM
          this site is also good.

          www.snopes.com/inboxer/ou.../bonsai.htm

          from snopes:
          Origins: Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place.

          It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same.

          How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem:


          The process described is impossible -- animals so treated would die long before they could be "molded."

          The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised -- a real commercial enterprise wouldn't build consumer interest through a flashy web site then fail to offer anything for sale.

          "Bonsai Kitten" displays no actual pictures of the finished product -- there are no molded kittens on display.
          • Re: Bonsai Kittens?

            Tue, March 2, 2004 - 1:57 PM
            Thank goodness.

            I was seriously disturbed.




            I like Masterbation; but I'm also a big fan of Kitties. Those Jarred Kitties were making me sad. Thank goodness is was a hoax. A small sliver of my hopes for humanity if not restored, at least not stolen away.

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