i just killed a kitten during my workday. should my employer pay for the related funeral costs?
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Re: at work
Tue, October 5, 2004 - 7:03 PMsince most companies just produce death...i doubt they are going to pay. they already laid everyone off in that department anyway. if you think about it, work is just a giant Weapon of Mass Destruction for kittens. and if you just killed one today, well, you are a decent person. don't worry about it till you get up to several a week at work. -
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Re: at work
Wed, October 6, 2004 - 12:04 PMI see nothing wrong with offing kittens at work ... or really, just about anywhere...
However, I have to question Sleepy's remark that "work is just a giant Weapon of Mass Destruction for kittens. and if you just killed one today, well, you are a decent person. don't worry about it till you get up to several a week at work. "
Does that mean that you think work makes you horny?? And if so, what is wrong with killing several kittens a week while at work??
I'm confused ... maybe I should go kill a kitten to make me feel better.... -
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Re: at work
Wed, October 6, 2004 - 12:07 PMawww... all those babies dying.. we should start a business where really hot guys and girls will come to your work and assist you so that kitties dont need to die -
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Re: at work
Wed, October 6, 2004 - 12:38 PMthe real question is: is work then liable if you develop carpal tunnel from offing an excessive number of kittens? -
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Re: at work
Wed, October 6, 2004 - 4:32 PMIt may be advantageous for the employer to have workers knocking off kittens left and right while on the clock... I know it'd improve MY outlook here if such things were encouraged.
Maybe have races/contests between employees...? -
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Re: at work
Wed, October 6, 2004 - 7:37 PMI'm very torn between both Kelli and Becky's ideas ... hhhmmmm
oooohhh it's close ... and I'm not sure if I could stop killing those cute little kittys!
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Re: at work
Thu, October 7, 2004 - 6:00 PMyou all raise some very good points. i feel i should respond somehow but i am speechless. i must have been having a very lucid moment when i posted that.
i wanna see the contest. -
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Re: at work
Thu, October 7, 2004 - 6:47 PMHA HAA!!!
I think the contest would really boost morale!!
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Re: at work
Fri, October 8, 2004 - 9:46 PMbut if you think about it, a lot of kittens would die just from people practicing for the contest. they are just like those poor little baby seaturtles rushing to the sea, getting picked off by the scores by those evil birds. except we are those evil birds.
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Re: at work
Fri, October 8, 2004 - 9:58 PMand i have a question for boychaos...isn't that a psychobunny tshirt in your picture? are those for guys now too? is it because its black and looks a little fried that its for guys? and where do you get one if i want to be the first in my neighborhood? i am still trying to convince this pyschobunny girl that i am psycho enough for her to be seen with. i think the shirt would help. -
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Fri, October 8, 2004 - 10:21 PMi don't know if the have them for boys yet. I got a sticker from a vending machine in two different podunk towns in central oregon.
thought it was a sign. -
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Fri, October 8, 2004 - 10:54 PMoh my god. i could rip that and slap it on a tshirt easy. this is like the greatest thing that could happen for me.
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