I am not so sure all this kitten death stuff is true. I got this Esquire magazine that has a scientific survey of sexual practices worldwide. It has a graph that shows something like 1/3 of the women in the UK, Brazil Indonesia and the US masturbate several times a week. Throw all the teenage boys in with the rest of the world, there can't be that many kitties can there. That would be like half a billion kitties a week or more, not counting what the Chinese do.
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Re: Doin' the math
Sat, May 21, 2005 - 11:54 AMThe reason we still have plenty of kittens is that Zeus, God's competitor, creates a new litter of kittys every time someone masturbates. -
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Re: Doin' the math
Wed, October 5, 2005 - 1:39 AMhmmm...i too have a bearshirt. i don't put it on so much anymore, maybe i should.
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Unsu...
Re: Doin' the math
Sat, May 21, 2005 - 1:16 PMhave you seen how quickly they reproduce? hell I think it is our sovereign right to masturbate out of sheer kitten population control.
