I love kittens, right, but there's one from next door that keeps coming in through our cat flaps and stealing all the catfood we leave out for the magnificent Mr Rigsby. The cheeky little thing is getting quite barrel-like due to her food thievery and I'm worried It'll affect her in later life.
Is there any way I can deter the kitten through masturbatory activities? I don't want her dead, just disabled enough to loose some weight.
Is there any way I can deter the kitten through masturbatory activities? I don't want her dead, just disabled enough to loose some weight.
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Re: HI I'm new
Wed, February 18, 2004 - 3:54 PMWell I've always heard that spraying a cat with a spray bottle works as a safe, harmless deterrent.
I leave it to you to figure out how to work "masturbation" into that scenario. Might be a bit tricky on the timing, as you probably want to get her right as she's coming through the cat door (better to go to the, er, root of the problem).
Of course, I don't think there's any way to guarantee that your masturbatory activities wont kill her.
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Re: HI I'm new
Wed, February 18, 2004 - 8:49 PMI'm pretty sure its illegal to combine the water bottle deterent with masterbation. what an image! -
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Bottle rockets....
Thu, February 19, 2004 - 12:39 AMI find that having a few bottle rockets left over from the 4th of July always come in handy. The important thing is to attach them to your member a la Jackass The Movie. This way, if the opportunity ever (ahem) does arise, the lighting of the bottle rocket while mid-masturbatory stream will only enhance your pleasure while engaging in korrective kitty action. -
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Re: Bottle rockets....
Fri, February 20, 2004 - 4:07 PMthanks guys. I followed all your advice and I haven't seen barrel-kitty since. Mr Rigsby's been a bit wierd since, though. Is it certain that this kind of activity won't affect adult cats?
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